Isaac and the Butt-Pinching Ghost
To anyone who knows, they will agree that Isaac has the cutest little butt in toddlerdom.
So today, when he was watching tv from the floor, I couldn’t help but pinch one of those little cheeks.
Of course he jumped and turned around to give me an accusing look and said “Momma!” in an unamused voice, “Did you pinch my booty?”
“Nooo,” I reply innocently, “It must be a booty pinching ghost!”
Without wasting a second, he rolls over and squishes his butt against the couch. “Ghost dead!” he proclaims with satisfaction.
I can do nothing but laugh at the swift justice my little one has dealt to the Butt-Pinching Ghost.
My response to this comic is this: Your client is not an idiot. YOU need to enunciate. Just because you’re not happy with your job, doesn’t mean you can mumble and not expect to be misunderstood.
Yeah, I just took that to a WHOLE ‘nother level.
I think my childhood love of this here frecklers is the reason I dated a frecklers in middles school.
defranco:
perksofbeingadrugaddict:
LEE’S MY HERO.
OKAY.
This is my favorite moment from this mornings first SourceFed video.
The only ray of sunshine today was getting to watch 20 minutes or less with Lee. Who I imagine would totally be my friend. Rawr!
mattmeetstheinternet:
Simple, right?
If this was my budget that my genius came up with, I’d probably have a divorce on my hands. Can we divorce the government? Because that would be great.
YUSSSSSSS.
This is how I feel EVERY January. Pretty much.
UM… YES. This weekend. GOING TO HAPPEN.
Still his favorite presents. Kind of jelly…
